Tag Archives: Tom Brady
Christopher Gasper Wants None Of Your Improvement Talk
If you happened to watch more than five minutes of the New England Patriots last season, then it was fairly easy to see something wasn’t quite right. Whether it was a lack of performance from a certain player (Adalius Thomas is a good bet to mention here), an entire position (the neverending barrel of suck [...]
Obituary Section: Peyton Manning’s New Image
Peyton Manning’s new image as a clutch performer and likable guy passed away Sunday evening after a brief, but ultimately futile, battle with the forces of nature. It was three years old.
Since entering professional football as the top pick of the NFL Draft in 1998, Manning was seen as the heir apparent to Hall of [...]
Vince Wilfork: Pay That Man His Money
At the end of Rounders, Teddy KGB gets cleaned out and his pitbull loan shark associate Grama is about to rip Mike McD’s face off. In a split second, Teddy goes from being furious at Mike for completely outwitting him to stopping Grama – “He beat me… Straight up… Pay him… Pay that man his [...]
Patriots 2009 Season Postmortem, Part 3: Offense
Calling the 2009 New England Patriots season a “trainwreck” would be doing a disservice to creativity as well as to the actual confusing and awkward nature of the beast. I’d be more inclined to compare it to something like a strained lower back. Sometimes, even though I know my back is tweaked and needs rest, [...]
Patriots 2009 Season Postmortem, Part 2: Defense
Without a doubt, the end of the 2009 Patriots season leaves more questions than answers. If you think I went a little too easy on the Pats and too hard on fans and the writers yesterday in part one of my post-mortem, then I suppose you’re in for a bit of luck over the next [...]
Patriots 2009 Season Postmortem, Part 1
Aside from the obvious kick-to-the-groin dull pain still throbbing after Sunday’s game, there is a bright spot to New England’s 33-14 embarrassment at the hands of the Baltimore Ravens. Finally, after years and years of gathering dust, writers can dig those Patriots dynasty obituaries out of their filing cabinets and set them to print. It [...]
Last Weekend Of The Regular Season Blues
Move over Bucky Effin’ Dent, because there’s a new name in Boston sports infamy that just seems to get worse with age… Bernie Effin’ Pollard.
I don’t care if he didn’t deal the damaging hit that tore just about everything inside of Wes Welker’s knee inside-out – he was in the vicinity, and that’s enough for [...]
